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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.