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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 357 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).
come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.
