But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find him hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a diamond one, just because they told a funny joke!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes and can teleport you to any part of the map in an instant? Yes, you read that right. Llamas with lasers. Need we say more?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why americans worship blacks like indians worship cows – because on our server, anything is possible!