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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 924 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
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