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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6499 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
