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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7969 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 259 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).
Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.
But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!
