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F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	527	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	1112	New Chunks Explored:	288649
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	186
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Items Found:	3703
Potions Brewed:	108	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Mines Excavated:	4512	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!