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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 843 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
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