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CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	4146
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Animals Bred:	82	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1022
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	689	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchantments Applied:	149	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3365	Dimension Hops:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!