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CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	1811	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7156
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Dragons Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Votes:	3322

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	205
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!