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Crafty Neets Club

achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	6410	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Votes:	8310	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!

Adventure, Ahoy, BOOTY, BootyCraft, captain, compass, CREW, jolly roger, Land, Lubbers, matey, nautical, Ocean, Parrot, Pirate, Plank, plunder, Rum, sailing, sea, Ship, skull and crossbones, Swashbuckler, Treasure

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9750	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are ye tired of boring old Minecraft servers where ye just mine and craft all day? Well, come aboard our server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for epic battles with giant squids and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to all who find it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house that can fly? No problem.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

APPROVED, CREEPERS, emperor, FANTASY, fear, Franchise, Gaming, Miniatures, strategy, Tabletop, V, video games, vidya, Warhammer, warhammer 40k, Warhammer Community, Warhammer enthusiasts, Warhammer fans, warhammer fantasy, Warhammer gaming community, warhammer lore, warhammer online, warhammer universe, WarhammerCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	168030	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6165
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

akg, arknights, Arknightslolzyminecraftarknights, blocky, Caster Passenger, CN Content, Defender Penance, Dorothy, Global, Guard Hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, Knights, KR, LEE, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, meets, Minecraft, Sarkaz, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	123
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Crafty Gridman LOLs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	5109	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	234	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!