jschlatt eats – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyGossipGuardian

awkward, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyGossipGuardian, Disclosure, friendship, gossip, Permission, personal boundaries, personal information, personal stories, privacy, relationships, Respect, sharing, social situations, storytelling, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing personal stories without permission is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that respects your privacy (unlike Logan).

Imagine a world where your secrets are safe, and the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Our server is the perfect escape from real life gossip and awkward encounters. So come on in and let’s build a world where personal boundaries are always respected.

Don’t be like Logan, be a legend on our server! Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest filled with stories that are meant to be shared. 😉

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Redstone Diplomacy

derail pact, Diplomacy, diplomatic isolation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global governance, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, ISOLATED, multilateral agreement, Politics, Redstone, russia, security council, surprise bid, treaty negotiation, UN summit, united nations, world affairs

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

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Pixelated Data Fun

data, data accuracy, data analysis, data communication, data interpretation, data presentation, data representation, data visualization, design, design flaws, flaws, Fun, general public, information design, perceived, pixelated, public perception, reasons, recent study, Recommendations, study, Visualization

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

Afk, Business, Chat, Community, Crafty, Discord, Enchantments, Griefing, litematica, long term, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Plugins, Redstone, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, Tectonic, terra, Terracraft, Terralith, Trading, Vanilla, whats

Welcome to TerraCraft!

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Key Features

Server open 24/7
One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
Mods like litematica allowed for builds

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
No derogatory terms in chat
Contact owners for concerns
Legitimate afk accounts only

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join with any Minecraft version?	Yes, you can join with any version.
Do you plan on wiping the server?	No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

Work and Experience Minecraft Server

career, employment, Experience, job advancement, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, job performance, job requirements, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job training, Jobs, Minecraft, professional development, Server, work, work-life balance, workplace culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

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Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

agdg, Amateur, amateur game development, Archive, Demo Days, Development, Game, game design, game development, Game Programming, general, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, new threads, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, smp, steam games, Steam Games by AGDG, webm, webm cam, WebM converter

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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WindowPeekWars

BLINDS, Boundaries, changing area, changing habits, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, home, House, house rules, neighbor complaint, neighbor dispute, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, Respect, Self-expression, VISIBILITY, WINDOW, WindowPeekWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

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PoopBaggersMC SMP

animal waste, City Living, community cleanliness, DISRESPECTFUL, dog owners, dog poop, dog walking, environmental impact, inconsiderate, irresponsible behavior, littering, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, PoopBaggersMC, public nuisance, smp, urban living, waste management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

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SufferCraft: Build Character!

Adversity, BUILD, Character, Character development, coping mechanisms, emotional strength, existentialism, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life experiences, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, SufferCraft, Suffering, transformation, WorldView

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

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DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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