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ExDisServer Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8310	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Votes:	7636
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Players Killed by Monsters:	2684

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	127	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	295	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!