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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6329 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9869 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
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