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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1039 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 324 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.
Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.
So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.