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AncientVoicesMC

Ancient, AncientVoicesMC, books, Communication, crazy, Echoes, History, imagination, knowledge, Libraries, literary, Literature, Manuscripts, Nostalgia, pages, past, reading, storytelling, time travel, VOICES, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	2699	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Holy Grails Found:	4

this server is like a magical library where u can hear the voices of ancient people from 1000 years ago. imagine chilling with Julius Caesar or gossiping with Cleopatra while mining for diamonds. it’s like time travel but in minecraft form. join us and experience the ultimate historical gossip session while building epic structures and battling dragons. who needs textbooks when u can chat with the past in our server? come join the fun!

CraftyCancerAI

Artificial Intelligence, Bioinformatics, Biomarkers, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, computational biology, CraftyCancerAI, data analysis, Explainable AI, Gene Markers, genomics, hpv, machine learning, Medical research, Molecular biology, oncology, Oropharyngeal Squamous Cell Carcinoma, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, RNA-Sequencing, Tumor Profiling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where we dissect crucial gene markers involved in HPV-associated oropharyngeal squamous cell carcinoma from RNA-sequencing data through explainable artificial intelligence!

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. our server is actually run by super smart AI robots who have a secret mission to cure cancer using minecraft! yep, u heard me right. not only will u have a blast building and exploring in the game, but u will also be helping to save lives!

plus, we have the most epic builds u have ever seen. imagine a giant DNA strand made out of diamond blocks or a hospital where the patients are actually zombies (don’t worry, they’re friendly)!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on our wacky, wild, and cancer-curing minecraft server today!

KatWorld Minecraft server

ADMIN, Anarchy, Events, free, KatWorld, meteorites, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	131	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Emeralds Found:	6059	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	978126

anarchy free admin events meteorites

185.9.145.235:25584

EdgeCraft Minecraft Server

adam smasher, Anime, BETRAYAL, boilerplate, Cyberpsycho, Cyberpunk, David, EdgeCraft, edgerunners, friendship, high expectations, Hubris, Lucy, Minecraft, moon tickets, Moon travel, Profound, SANDEVISTAN, Server, Themes, Tragedy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most absurd and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a boilerplate tragedy, but with a twist! You’ll experience super digestible themes that even a potato could understand. – Ever wanted to be a regular player who ends up being special? Well, on our server, you can! Just like David, who thought he wasn’t special but turns out he was all along. Mind-blowing, right? – Explore the mysteries of the moon tickets and the Sandevistan! Who cares about the cost of tickets or the risks of turning into a cyberpsycho when you can have a nice apartment instead? Priorities, right? – Join us for a 5.5/10 anime experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering if you’ve been baited into a whole new level of craziness.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the absurdity that awaits you!

FireballCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanisms, Fireball, fireball and apple cider, fireball and cranberry juice, fireball and ginger ale, fireball and juice, fireball and lemonade, fireball and peach schnapps, fireball and rum., fireball and soda, fireball and tears, fireball buzz, fireball cocktails, fireball mixers, fireball recipes, fireball shots, fireball tolerance, fireball whiskey, FireballCraft, Minecraft, Server, work drinks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mix fireball with potions of strength to create the ultimate power-up drink! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Fireball Mountain, where the lava flows like whiskey and the mobs are always lit.

But be warned, drinking too much fireball potion may cause you to tear up from the sheer awesomeness of our server. And don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the buzz – in fact, you might even start seeing creepers doing the Macarena. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a fiery adventure like no other!

Mom vs GF: The Great Escape

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Escape, Etiquette, family, generational differences, Girlfriend, Great, intervention, Manners, misunderstandings, mom, Mother, relationships, resolution, Respect, siding, Support, Tension

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	6068
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s backyard? Look no further! Join our server where demanding water without saying please can lead to epic battles between players and their virtual moms. Watch out for confrontational confrontations and learn valuable life lessons about communication skills while building your dream blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud!

MindBoggled Minecraft Server

befuddlement, bewilderment, complexity, confusion, conundrum, Dilemma, Enigma, head scratching, incomprehension, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MindBoggled, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, puzzle, quandary, Riddle, Server, uncertainty

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ores Mined:	7325	Secret Passages Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	5

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Potions Brewed:	134
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!