Crafty Chaos: Where Everything Went So Wrong

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

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PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	416790
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	8953
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!

GhostlyGamer in Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, beyond the grave, death, GhostlyGamer, Life after death., Minecraft, near death accounts, near death encounters, Near Death Experience, near death exploration, near death insights, near death phenomena, near death reflections, near death revelations, near death stories, near death testimonies, near death visions, near-death research, out-of-body experience, smp, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying is just a minor inconvenience? Well, look no further because on our server, death is a wild ride! When you die, you don’t just respawn, oh no. You get transported to the Nether where you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you survive, you get a special prize – a diamond carrot! Join us for the thrill of a lifetime and see what lies beyond the grave on our insane Minecraft SMP!

DiscoCraft: Travel back to the 70s!

1970s, 70s, activism, bell bottoms, counterculture, culture, Decade, disco, DiscoCraft, fashion, hippies, History, long tail tags, Music, Nostalgia, polyester, pop culture, roller disco, social movements, travel, vietnam war, Watergate scandal

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	6819	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve time-traveled straight to the groovy 1970s! Picture this: lava lamps, disco balls, and funky music blasting from every corner. Our pixelated world is a psychedelic paradise where you can build your own lava lamp-inspired skyscraper or boogie down at our virtual disco party.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!

VisaRevokedCraft

bangladesh, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, Exile, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, News, Ouster, Politics, Refugees, Revokes, Seeks Asylum, Sheikh Hasina, US, Visa, VisaRevokedCraft, West

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Items Found:	4941	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHEIKH HASINA as our VIP player!! she got kicked out of bangladesh but don’t worry, she’s chillin with us now, building epic castles and fighting off creepers like a boss.

we even got a special asylum area for her to hide from those pesky government officials trying to revoke her visa. join now and be part of the drama, the action, the SHEIKH HASINA saga on our server!

plus, we have exclusive quests where you can help her escape to the west and start a new life as a minecraft pro. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a real-life political legend. join now and let the adventure begin!

EssayCraft: A.I. Antics

A.I, academic integrity, academic writing, Antics, antiquated, Artificial Intelligence, college system, critical thinking, digital age, education, EssayCraft, essays, higher education, innovation, laziness, learning, Modernization, Plagiarism, research, student behavior, Technology, writing assistance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

u want a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is run by A.I. that has taken over the world of minecraft!

imagine playing on a server where the mobs are actually controlled by super smart robots. they will hunt you down with precision and strategy like never before.

not only that, but the blocks in this server have a mind of their own. they will rearrange themselves to create intricate mazes and puzzles for you to solve.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds in this server are actually sentient beings that will follow you around and protect you from harm?

join now for a truly unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience. who needs regular old servers when you can have one run by A.I. that is smarter than any human could ever be?

YAGVSMP – where the only thing spicier than our server is our admins!

Achievements, admins, bedrock, Community, creativity, cross-platform, devices, Edition, Experience, Friends, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Paywalls, Players, Plugins, Server, skill, smp, spicier, Value, Vanilla, world, YAGVSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yet another general vanilla SMP

Cross-Platform Enhanced Vanilla SMP

YAGVSMP offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with quality-of-life plugins that improve your gameplay without compromising the core game. Enjoy a fresh world, friendly community, and a smoother, more enjoyable vanilla experience. Join YAGVSMP today!

Cross-platform means you can join using Java or Bedrock Edition, allowing you to play with friends regardless of their device.

Vanilla Value, No Paywalls!

YAGVSMP is all about the vanilla experience, without the pressure to pay for an edge. Here, everyone thrives on skill and creativity, not credit cards. Our server offers a level playing field where your achievements are a true testament to your dedication.

Built By Players, For Players

YAGVSMP is a community-run server, meaning it’s built and maintained by passionate Minecraft players just like you. We value your input and strive to create a fun and engaging environment for everyone. Our friendly staff is always available to help and ensure everyone has a positive experience.

LINKS & IP

IP	YAGVSMP.brandgrand.rocks
PORT	1310
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/H8a78ErzRx
STORE	https://shop.brandgrand.rocks/#tab_1

FAQ

1. Can I join the server with Java and Bedrock Edition?

Yes, YAGVSMP is a cross-platform server that allows players to join using both Java and Bedrock Edition.

2. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, YAGVSMP is dedicated to providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience without any paywalls or pay-to-win features.

3. Who maintains the server?

YAGVSMP is maintained by a dedicated team of passionate Minecraft players who strive to create a fun and engaging environment for all players.

4. How can I get support if I have any issues on the server?

You can reach out to the friendly staff on the server or join the Discord community for assistance with any issues you may encounter.

Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	150	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	71	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

AstroWitchReturns Minecraft SMP

Astronauts, AstroWitchReturns, boeing, crew 9, dragon capsule, jeetliner, launch date, Minecraft, NASA, NASA blog, NASA schedule adjustments, Ogre, operational flexibility, smp, space exploration, space mission, Space News, space technology, Space Travel, space travel updates, space witch, spacex, stranded astronaut

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

🚀🪐 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even NASA had to rearrange their schedule just to accommodate our astronaut and space witch players! Forget about Boeing, they’re officially ogre in our books. Join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where you can build your own rocket ship and explore the galaxy with your fellow blocky astronauts. Who needs a jeetliner when you can soar through the stars in style on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌🔥 #SpaceCraftingMadness

BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	146	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	73
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

BlockBucksBrawl

Asshole, BlockBucksBrawl, cigarettes, family, Food, health, Household, income, insurance, mini stroke, MONEY, parents, Priorities, ptsd, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stress, Support, Therapy, tight finances

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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