TimberCraft: Climate Clash!

#sustainability, adaptation, agriculture, Biodiversity, clash, climate, climate change, climate crisis, Competition, cropland, Deforestation, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, Global timber supply, global warming, land suitability, land use, Natural resources, Resources, study, timber production, TimberCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can save da global timber supply from climate change!!! yea dat’s right, u can be a hero in minecraft by planting trees and stopping da land from moving northwards!!!

imagine a world where food and timber are in a battle for survival, and only u can help them!!! build treehouses, create epic forests, and show climate change who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

so join now and be a part of da solution, not da problem!!! save da trees, save da world, and have a blast doing it in dis insane minecraft server!!!

Cavern in a Tavern: Where creepers ask for ID before exploding. #hermitcraft-like #chill #SimpleVoiceChat #long-term

age range, apply, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Exploding, FRIDAY, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, java edition, long term, Longterm, Mature Players, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, Simplevoicechat, smp, Survival, TAVERN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2626
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchantments Applied:	153	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

1. What are the age ranges of players in the community?

Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.

2. When will the server open?

The server will open this Friday.

3. Is there an application process to play on the server?

Yes, there is an application process in place.

4. What are the rules of the server?

We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.

Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	1151	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8828	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	899696
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	6093
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ores Mined:	8107
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crops Grown:	5496	Enchantments Applied:	95
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

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