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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	2800	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	671	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	778	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Animals Bred:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Farms Harvested:	910
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7582	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	184

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8127	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?