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Anime Son Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fandom, Boy, daydreaming, dreams, emotional connection, family, FANTASY, fictional, idealized relationship, imagination, longing, love, maternal instinct, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Son, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	2390
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

#youtube, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tale, comedy, consequences, Entertainment, funny, happen, humor, irony, Karma, laughed, learn, Lesson, Minecraft, mistake, ruffians, smp, unexpected, Video, viral

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dragon Eggs Found:	1625	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4030	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Farms Harvested:	244
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	4739

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	436595
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	958
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	145253	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	550	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Star Shards Collected:	281	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!