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MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9782
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!

ChunkyChibiCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us on our server where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing your way through dungeons and slaying monsters with a banana sword.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead get down and boogie all night long. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing Championships” where you can bet on your favorite swine to win the grand prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!

‘MericaCraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies crave apple pie! 🇺🇸🍰 #USAminecraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8584
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

PurrfectCraft: Where Cats Rule and Creepers Drool! Meow-tastic Adventures Await!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2570	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to post a cat to get a vidya recommendation! Why, you ask? Well, because our resident cat guru, Mr. Whiskers, has an uncanny ability to predict the best video games for you based on your feline friend. Trust us, his recommendations are purr-fect every time! Plus, rumor has it that posting a particularly cute cat might even unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie kittens for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the cat-ventures begin!

LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	159
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mines Excavated:	1383	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ores Mined:	3073	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Items Found:	1933	Buildings Constructed:	42

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	2463	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Blocky Emotions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Votes:	8810
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1716
Crops Grown:	5910	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only emotion you feel is sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you making faces like you just ate a whole lemon farm! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs. You’ll never know what expression will be plastered on your face next! So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning reality itself.