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BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Towns Built:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	6852
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	4761	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	14942	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4240	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	290
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Star Shards Collected:	243
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Armor Forged:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Buildings Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7484	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!