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Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	8050
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Version	1.21
Age restriction	18 and up only

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs. Details on how to join will be provided there.

Is the server modded?

No, the server is vanilla Minecraft.

What rules do I need to follow on the server?

Details on server rules will be provided on the Discord server.

SwordCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	53	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!

FreebieFlipperCraft

#Intention, buy nothing, children, clothes, dollars, Effort, facebook group, free, FreebieFlipperCraft, giving away, Items, marketplace, Need, Neighborhood, Neighborly, opinion, reselling, scammer, Sell, Shoes, Toys

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	7219
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Are you tired of boring neighborhood drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual neighborhood experience like no other.

Imagine a world where your virtual neighbors give away free items, only to come back later and accuse you of being a scammer for selling them. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our neighborhood Facebook group is filled with outrageous stories and drama, from accusations of being unneighborly to heated debates about the ethics of selling free items. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous neighborhood shenanigans in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual drama that rivals real life!

ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Pet4LifeCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and your pet will not only live the same amount of time as you, but they will also gain the ability to talk and build their own virtual pet kingdom within the game! Imagine logging on to find your furry friend ruling over a majestic castle made entirely of bones and catnip. Plus, all players who join will receive a magical pet potion that allows them to transform into their favorite animal in real life for 24 hours. So say goodbye to boring old human form and hello to a day of frolicking as a majestic unicorn or mischievous monkey! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pet paradise in Minecraft.

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Star Shards Collected:	131	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent like james bond or somethin’? well, on this server, u can be just like that! we got spies everywhere, even in the virtual world of minecraft!

iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!

plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	287
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!

CraftyCraze: Fake Cash & Drugs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	170
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wild Minecraft server where anything goes, man! Want to buy drugs with counterfeit money? Well, you can do that here! And guess what? Ain’t nobody gonna call the police on you, cause we all about that shady life, baby!

We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

LovebirdMineCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got lovebirds flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business. not just any lovebirds, but the legendary Agapornis longipes, straight outta South Africa. these birds be droppin’ fossils like it’s hot in the Cradle of Humankind, makin’ our server the most lit place to be. come join us and witness the lovebird madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.