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SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	3375
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	2283
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	407399	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mines Excavated:	4590
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	70

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1925
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	79
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!