New Minecraft Servers 2025

Joss Whedon Minecraft Servers

Joss Whedon Minecraft Servers

  • FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

    FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 208
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

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    Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

    But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP

    BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 2401
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Animals Bred: 91

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We’ve got a Liberian guy who is so based, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy adventures. From slaying zombies to building epic bases, this server has it all. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

    BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5071
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew the bikini could lead to such INSANE fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

    BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7944
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5671
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

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    Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

    Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

    Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

    But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

    So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Peko’s Aroused Adventures

    Peko’s Aroused Adventures
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8976
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Potions Brewed: 109 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Farms Harvested: 857
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 8271
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

    Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4562
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

    Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

    Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    Zombie Apocalypse Funland
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5307
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 157029
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

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    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

    So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

    CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1026
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

    Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1652
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3776 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

    Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

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  • PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

    PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2605
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8701 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClockWife’sTitsCraft

    ClockWife’sTitsCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5559
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

    So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

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  • Crafty NEETs Server

    Crafty NEETs Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4256
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

    Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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