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AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8796	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Votes:	8058	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Animals Bred:	132	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1595	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Animals Bred:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5021	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	152	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	7117	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	102	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	3285	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!