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Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3492	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Animals Bred:	121
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3441
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

SMPWeirdSOHabits

bizarre habits, bizarre tendencies, eccentric actions, eccentric habits, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish behaviors, outlandish habits, peculiar behaviors, peculiar habits, peculiar quirks, quirky behavior, quirky habits, SMPWeirdSOHabits, strange actions, strange habits, unique behaviors, unique quirks, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird habits

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3464	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	147
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

Beloved, bring back, Childhood, classic, COMEBACK, consumer demand, CreeperCraftRevived, discontinued product, explosive, Favorite, Green.., guys, iconic, market demand, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popular, product comeback, product reissue, product revival, Retro, Revival, sentimental, vintage, wish list, wouldnt

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	937705	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.