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Sorry Not Sorry: Minecraft for the Console Convert

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	303339	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Bloodborne, this server is where the real action is at. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on the fun! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through obsidian like butter. – We have a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out and plot world domination. – The Ender Dragon is actually our pet and he’s super chill once you get to know him. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

White Women Begging for Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to witness White Women begging Black men for babies in the virtual world! Our server is filled with mind-blowing scenarios and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance-offs with creepers! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle with a villager and a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Blocky Star Online 2: New Genesis – Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crops Grown:	6158
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got alliances that make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Ship 1: RappyDeathsquad, Ship 2: Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, Ship 3: Mitsuba, Ship 4: group chat only because they’re too cool for public chat.

Our server is so epic, it’s been featured in the latest NGS headlines. You won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get up to. And don’t even get me started on our Scratch Tickets – you could win some seriously swaggy gear that’ll make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got news, events, and all sorts of shenanigans happening on our server. And if you’re a fashionista, you’ll love our Fashion History – it’s like Vogue for Minecraft players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to read our NGS Information/FAQ and PSO2 Information/FAQ – you’ll need all the insider info to survive in our crazy world.

Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

KonichiwaCraft: The Land of LOLs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7851
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where 100% of players have voted our latest builds as top marks, making us the most popular server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and see if your building skills can measure up to our epic standards!

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and fun? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create the most mind-blowing structures imaginable!

Join us now and become part of our legendary community where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing!

Backstabbing Blocks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	81	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bombers: Exploring Minecraft Warfare

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we defy all odds just like Charlie Hebdo did after the attacks! Who needs to be afraid when you can join our server and laugh in the face of danger?

Join us for a wild ride where griefers are no match for our unstoppable community. Build your own fortress and show those creepers who’s boss!

Don’t let fear hold you back, join us and be a part of a revolutionary Minecraft experience. Who knew that playing a game could be so empowering?

Pixel Poo Party: Spamming Shit Pics Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Towns Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5326

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting spammed is diamonds and golden apples! Say goodbye to boring old servers where people are posting crap pics all over the place. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons to even think about posting anything inappropriate.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.

So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!