josh satisfactory Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Game Dev Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	109
Farms Harvested:	868	Holy Grails Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	3988	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a tuxedo. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a flying pig while wearing a top hat and monocle.

Minecraft Server: Boobie Detectives Unite!

body awareness, body positivity, boobie, breast awareness, breast cancer, breast health, breasts, DETECTIVES, female anatomy, health, ignorance, Manga, manga critique, Manga Review, medical knowledge, Minecraft, Misinformation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Self-examination, self-knowledge, Server, stupidity, unite, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1592	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5174
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wacky and wild adventures!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!

Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.

CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks

air pollution, car emissions, carbon monoxide, carbon monoxide detector., carbon monoxide levels, CO poisoning, combustion engine, Craft, CREEPERS, danger, emergency response, environmental health, exhaust fumes, gas, health hazard, indoor air quality, Lethal, Masks, Minecraft, poisoning symptoms, Public Safety, respiratory distress, Server, silent killer, TOXIC, vehicle exhaust, wear

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Gratopia VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenges, Community, custom gameplay, dynamic events, Economy, Exploration, friendly-atmosphere, Immersive, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6535
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	221	Star Shards Collected:	84
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Hypixel VS Gratopia

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of mini-games	May lack a true survival experience
Frequent updates and events	Potential for lag due to high player count

Gratopia

Pros	Cons
Ultimate survival experience	May lack the variety of mini-games
Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants	Smaller player base
Community of friendly players	Potential for slower updates

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Gratopia.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Gratopia.

3. Which server provides a more immersive survival experience?

Gratopia is designed to provide the ultimate survival experience with features such as Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants, and more.

GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9428	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Cores, Crushing, dreams, Minigames

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2265	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	181
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

Australian, Chestshop, Community, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefprevention, market, Npcs, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Teleport, Wilderness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Can feel impersonal due to size

Mine Down Under

Pros	Cons
Australian server with friendly community	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla experience	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.