josh hydroneer Minecraft Servers

josh hydroneer

  • NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

    NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

    CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

    ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

    Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PainCraft: Ouch Edition

    PainCraft: Ouch Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

    MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

    imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

    VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MomGonePhoneGrief

    MomGonePhoneGrief

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

    PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

    Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

    Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    About Noah’s Ark SMP

    Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

    How to Get Whitelisted

    To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

      • Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
      • Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
      • Submit Your Application: Please include:
        • Your in-game name
        • Your favorite activity in Minecraft
        • Interests outside of Minecraft
        • What you’re looking for in an SMP server

    Mods to Enhance Your Experience

    Mod Description
    Create Plus most of the additions
    Thermal Expansion
    Distant Horizons (optional)
    Farmer’s Delight
    StorageDrawers
    Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
    Serene Seasons
    Twilight Forest
    JourneyMap (no teleports)
    Performance Mods

    Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

    Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

      • No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
      • Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
      • Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
      • PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

    Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP