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  • Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

    Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5158
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

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    Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

    Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1884
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2008
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

    Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5435
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Buildings Constructed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

    ”> Be Me Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1353
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

    > Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

    > Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

    > And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

    > Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    > So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

    Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 9022
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67
    Potions Brewed: 29 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Void Gems Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

    Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7343
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8086
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

    The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 7999
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

    ”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 270
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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