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No Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve doesn’t have children with his wife! Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fighting off creepers and zombies together, or maybe it’s because they’re too busy building epic roller coasters and castles. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and uncover the mystery of Steve’s childless marriage!

Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	288	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

Rolling in Minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	2292	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the magic number is three! Why should you join our posse? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the wackiness of our server that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every corner of this bizarre world.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!

Brit/Pol Silicone Appreciation Edush Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Brit, britpol, domestic burglaries, driving without licence, Edush, elon musk, england, EU students, footballer, free movement-reset plans, gayboy gimp, illegal Pakistani immigrant, insurance, jailed, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Police, Politics, prime minister, shortage of spies, silicone, silicone appreciation, smp, wales

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the news headlines? Join our server where Elon Musk is giving Nigel Farage 100 million diamonds to make him Prime Minister! 🚀🤑 But watch out, there’s a shortage of spies so you never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your diamonds! 💎🔍 And be careful driving around, we’ve got illegal Pakistani immigrants causing chaos on the roads like a creeper explosion! 🚗💥 But don’t worry, even if you get robbed, the police are too busy trying to solve domestic burglaries to catch you! 🚓🔒 And hey, EU students are allowed in under free movement-reset plans, so you never know who might show up in your village next! 🇪🇺👀 Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark! 💥🌙 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse 💣🔥

Crafty Country Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Emeralds Found:	3914	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to VGH, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of VGH, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that whoever tamed Sir Oinksalot would be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! But beware, for Sir Oinksalot is a mischievous pig and will only listen to those who prove their worth by building the most outrageous structures in all of VGH.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From explosive chickens to ninja creepers, you’ll never know what’s waiting for you around the next pixelated corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Hidden throughout the land of VGH are chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these riches for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join VGH today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot…he’s always up to no good.

Snap General – Marvel Minecraft SMP

card rarity, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, Draft Mode Edition, FAQ, general, GOLD, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, Minecraft, official site, Resources, Singleton, smp, Snap, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy, Upgrade, variants

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret portals that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with stacks of emeralds and rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special Draft Mode Edition where you can challenge other players to epic battles using only the most random and wacky items in the game. Want to fight with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Heist Masters Minecraft Server

Caper, collaboration, CREW, criminal, Criminals., good team, heist, Job, Lifetime, mastermind, Masters, Minecraft, Partners, Plan, Plot, robbery, scheme, Score, Server, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, thieves

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	4603
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

Code Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn how to code! That’s right, not only will you be crafting epic builds, but you’ll also be programming your own mods and plugins to take your gameplay to the next level.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll encounter crazy adventures like battling giant coding bugs, rescuing villagers trapped in endless loops, and even facing off against the evil Error 404 boss. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Debugger Sword, rumored to have the power to fix any glitch in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a coding master while having a blast with your fellow players. Who knew learning could be this much fun?

MC-RP | RolePlay server with voice chat Minecraft server

Business, Career Growth, city, Discord, Economy, Events, forum, gameplay, games, Job, mc rp, Minecraft, multiplayer, new players, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, organizations, Pirate, POSITIONS, Prison, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, voice chat, Website

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4254
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

MC-RP is one of the most popular Minecraft multiplayer games with Role Play mode.

We’ve tried to combine the best elements of role-playing games with new ideas and opportunities for all players. Having settled in the city and becoming a full-fledged citizen, you will be able to choose your favorite job, or maybe open your own small business and have a constant income. Or maybe you would like to join one of the organizations and start career growth. You can always change your positions, try yourself in a different role and in other situations.

The exciting gameplay features are attracting more and more new players.

Links:

https://discord.gg/ahZtbvRfYZ – Discord

http://forum.mc-rp.ru/ – Forum

http://mc-rp.ru – Website

play.mc-rp.ru

Historically Accurate Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our totally historically accurate Minecraft server! Join us as we transport you back to the 15th century Bohemia, where everyone speaks modern English for some reason.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that buried deep within the virtual forests of Bohemia lies a diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, FLY! Who needs wings when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their hidden piggy palace and pass their bacon-themed challenges to claim your riches.

So come on down to our historically inaccurate, but incredibly fun Minecraft server. Who needs accuracy when you have flying diamond swords and talking pigs, am I right?