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CraftyPixelAppleLand

Apple, Competition, consumer choice, CraftyPixelAppleLand, digital market, digital rights, EU regulations, EU warning, european union, Ios, iPhone, market dominance, mobile devices, mobile operating system, operating system, regulatory compliance, Smartphone, software, Software Development, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

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Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2208	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

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Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3175
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	714
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Animals Bred:	70
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

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