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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 771 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Votes: | 7066 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8528 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.