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Stressful Minecraft SMP Life

smp, Minecraft, passing out, sad feels, heart rate

Are you tired of real life drama bringing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you. Say goodbye to stressful situations and hello to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds.

Our server is the ultimate therapy for those who need a break from the chaos of everyday life. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise and make new friends along the way. Who needs real world sadness when you can have virtual happiness?

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be freaking out about is how addictive this SMP is!

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CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP

secret phone calls, dishonesty, intuition, hidden messages, unfaithful partner

So, like, I was mining for diamonds in this Minecraft SMP, right? And I found this secret tunnel in my base that led to another player’s base. And guess what I saw? My so-called “friend” was trading diamonds with someone else behind my back! Can you believe it? Like, who does that in a Minecraft SMP? So, yeah, if you wanna join our server and avoid getting backstabbed like me, come join us for some epic adventures and drama. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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MineLonelyCraft

empty relationships, social withdrawal, feeling disconnected, feeling abandoned, solitude

When they start building pixel art of themselves in Minecraft and throwing virtual parties with their blocky friends who only communicate through emotes. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you will never feel lonely again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where players ride llamas into battle, have dance-offs with creepers, and compete in epic build battles using only their toes. So come on, don’t be a sad sap sitting alone in your virtual cabin, join us and let the madness begin!

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CraftySyrian Minecraft Server

peace talks, Syria, compensation demand, financial compensation, economic impact

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, epic battles and stuff. like, imagine fighting off a hoard of creepers while riding a pig. it’s, like, insane, dude.

also, we got this crazy story where, like, Syria is demanding $300 billion from Iran cuz of some conflict damage. imagine if that happened in Minecraft, like, the villagers demanding diamonds from the zombies or something. it’s, like, wild, man.

so, yeah, join this server for all the chaos and craziness. you won’t regret it, bro.

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KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

Kazakhstan, Central Asia, near miss, plane, air travel

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Dreamless Sleep Land

Enigma, Mind, Relaxation, Wonder, Mystery

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

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LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

Fun, LashCraft, expulsion, liquid

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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Harvested Hills

player-driven economy, Trading, custom content, creativity, Custom Items

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

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Totem Network

join now, earth server, Totem Network, Totemsteal, Survival

TotemNetwork Welcome to Totemsteal, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: Lifesteal – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a Survival Server and a Earth Server soon, so what are you waiting for? Join Now!

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

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Fortnite craft

Sethome, racism, melon craft, MONKEY, wary

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top