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TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	3147
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	5905
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Votes:	8093
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mines Excavated:	2227
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8533

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5360	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!