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UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6817
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Players Killed by Monsters:	7437	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7880	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	9935
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	2858	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Votes:	8190
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3557

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Emeralds Found:	7832
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	5186
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, August 27th, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, Linkshells, Live, Lodestone, LXXXIII, MALE MIDLANDERS, middie gang, Minecraft, part, Producer, Resources, September 11th, smp, special event, The Rising, xivg

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Hey there, fellow midlanders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got free diamonds for all new members, because why not? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). Let’s do this, midie gang!