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The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime binge, anime classics, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime genre, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeLover420, best anime, favorite anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, smp, Top Anime

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5350	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6436

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

Anime, can’t be ki-, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	423276
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

anxiety, attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyAnxietyManiPulator, DATING, Empathy, family friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, Manipulation, mental health, panic attacks, relationships, social cues, social dynamics, Son, spectrum, stigma

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

BookWormSMP, Empowering, enlightening, eye-opening, impactful reading, influential literature, inspiration, life lessons, life-changing book, Lifechanging, mind-expanding, motivational reading, personal growth, perspective-shifting, positive impact, profound impact, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, soul-stirring, transformation, Uplifting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Potions Brewed:	151
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2998
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?