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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9119 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Are you tired of being told what to do by your husband and in-laws? Do you miss the days of solo travel and adventure? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can roam free and do whatever the heck you want without anyone telling you otherwise!
We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.
Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!
