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Kim’s Chunky Meds

chunky, Diplomacy, government officials, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, healthcare access, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s health, Kims, medication, Medicines, meds, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, political news, seoul, Treatment, weight management

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	786033	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	5763
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

ZombMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Creative Minigames factions Roleplay PVP Economy Towny Adventure Skywars Parkour Prison Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla Tekkit Hexxit Tekkit Feed the Beast Forge

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	2265
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

*JUST LAUNCHED* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! ZombMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Skyblock, and soon coming Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

play.zombmc.co.uk

MineForgeRPG

CustomTexture, Economy, Farm2win, Islands, Minecraft, MineForgeRPG, NewArmor, NewItem, power, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	4457	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

4 ISLANDS FIGHT FOR ULTIMATE POWER! 100% VANILLA / FARM2WIN / CUSTOM TEXTURE NEW ARMOR / NEW ITEM

mineforgerpg.hosterfy.eu:60319

GudraWorld Anarchy .. Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, Clan, donation, gudraworld, interface, menu, Minecraft, Mode, Npc, Opening, PvP, Quests, Server, Shop, Spawn, Spheres, System, Teleportation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3843	Alien Abductions:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

@everyone @here

⚔ Anarchy Mode Opening ⚔

Hi all! ?

You’ve all been waiting and asking us for a long time. And now, finally, we are ready to tell you about the opening of a completely new, unique and inimitable mode – Anarchy! ?

Despite all our desire, we will not be able to tell about this mode in all its details. We simply do not have enough of a whole post to fit in at least 1/3 of all the details and subtleties. ?

Of course, we can’t leave you completely without information. So, to interest you a little more, we will list some things you will encounter in the mode without details:

◽ Separate world with spawn

◽ Game interface (tab, scoreboard, greeting)

◽ Various menus (main menu, donation, warps, etc.)

◽ Auction for players to place items

◽ A buyer who buys up players’ resources

◽ Clan system

◽ Private with blocks

◽ Random teleportation

◽ Alchemist

◽ Fair PVP mode system

◽ Quests, battle pass

◽ Cool work with quests

◽ NPC

◽ Cool donation shop

◽ Cases

◽ Privileges

◽ Balanced sets

◽ Two currencies (coins and GudraPoints)

◽ Magic SPHERES

In general, we managed to do a lot of interesting things! So hurry up and visit the new mode and find out everything that we couldn’t fit into this post, and soon a video will be ready in which we will briefly tell and show everything ?

And remember: nothing is more important than protecting the heart of your base! ☝

185.17.0.21:25538

CareHurt Minecraft Server

care, CareHurt, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, counseling, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, hate, healing, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, stop hurting, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of accidentally hurting your friends in Minecraft? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special potion that reverses the effects of friendly fire! Now you can play without worrying about accidentally hitting your buddies with a pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where if you try to hurt someone you hate, a giant chicken will swoop down from the sky and peck them to oblivion! It’s like having your own personal bodyguard in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown

aew, all elite wrestling, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, internet, Meltdown, Minecraft, ONLINE, paid shills, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Shill, shills, smp, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

TinyTotsTrespassing911

broken items, child behavior, Communication Issues, compensation, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, electronic devices, family conflict, Frustration, Home Invasion, language barrier, legal action, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborly relations, parenting, police involvement, property damage, school supplies, theft, TinyTotsTrespassing911

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Towns Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even 3-year-olds are breaking into houses and causing chaos! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you never know what might happen next.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house ransacked by a toddler, munching on your virtual cereal and breaking your virtual devices. It’s like a virtual reality sitcom, but in Minecraft form! And don’t worry, we have police stations in the game too, just in case you need to file a virtual report against your virtual neighbor’s virtual child.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the unexpected is the norm and the laughter never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? See you in the game!

NoKidsNoProbzMC

career, Childless, children, Choice, decision, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, leisure, Lifestyle, NoKidsNoProbzMC, parenting, personal growth, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Discovery, self-care, travel

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3692

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

SudanCraft – Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy efforts, civil war, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, Justice, Minecraft, Peacebuilding, rape, rights groups, Server, sexual violence, Sudan, SudanCraft, Sudanese government, united nations, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

hey u, yeah u, tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the most epic bases ever!

why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!

CraftyGatwickGateProtesters

activism, Activists, airport protest, arrested, civil disobedience, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, CraftyGatwickGateProtesters, departure gate protest, environmental activism, environmental justice, environmental movement, Gatwick Airport, nonviolent protest, OIL INDUSTRY, police intervention, protest, social justice, Sussex Police, uk news

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Votes:	5229	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even eight just stop oil activists got arrested tryin to protest at gatwick airport jus to play on it. yea u heard me right, dey were so desperate to join dis server dat dey caused a ruckus at da airport.

u know why dey did dat? cuz dis server is da bomb, literally. u can blow up anyting u want, no rules, no limits. wanna build a giant tnt cannon and launch ur friends into da sky? go for it. wanna turn da whole world into a crater? no problem. dis server is all about chaos and destruction, and it’s freakin awesome.

but wait, dere’s more. not only can u wreak havoc on da world, but u can also ride on dragons and unicorns. yea, u heard me right. u can fly around on a freakin dragon and shoot fireballs at ur enemies. and if u get tired of dat, u can hop on a unicorn and gallop through da fields like a majestic warrior.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and be a part of da craziest, most chaotic, and most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just don’t try to protest at an airport to get in, dat’s just silly.