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Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endless Night Skies:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Crops Grown:	8869	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	72
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	6771	Dragon Eggs Found:	8611
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4844	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!