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DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	9811
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	9480
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	6563
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7227	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7660	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	5235
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).