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NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	3247	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	537
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1646
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Farms Harvested:	851

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	91
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	312	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	704	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

astronaut, CREEPERS, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Finally, first human on Mars, historic moment, human history, interplanetary travel, Mars landing, Mars mission, MartianCraft, outer space, red planet, scientific achievement, Server, space adventure, space colonization, space conquest, Space discovery, space exploration, space exploration milestone, space pioneer, Space Travel

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8070
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	4386
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew plays, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox experiment, roblox family, roblox funneh, roblox funnehcake, roblox funny, roblox funny game, Roblox funny gameplay, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox itsfunneh, roblox krew, roblox lab, roblox mystery, roblox potion, Roblox ro bio, roblox rp, roblox science, roblox story, roblox surprise, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Potions Brewed:	102	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	30

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

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