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PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1561	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8503
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	99

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	942	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to Mint & Matara Podcast merch that will make all your blocky friends jealous. Plus, did I mention the covers? Lady Mint Edition’s renditions of Minecraft tunes will make you want to dance like a zombie villager on a full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

– “Blocky Banter” – “Creepin’ Crafters” – “Pixel Pals” – “Llama Land” – “Redstone Rascals” – “Endermen Empire” – “Zombie Zone” – “Creeper Chaos” – “Diamond Dynasty” – “Crafty Craziness”

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They can build anything your heart desires, from a giant toilet to a working roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.