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DykeCraft: Where Whores and Dykes Unite in Blocky Bliss

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4199	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!

Blocky Booboos

blocky, Booboos, coping mechanism, emotional pain, harmful habits, mental health, psychological distress, seeking relief, self harm, self harm recovery, self-destructive behavior, self-harm awareness, self-harm healing, self-harm intervention, self-harm prevention, self-harm stigma, self-harm support, self-harm therapy, self-harm treatment, self-harm triggers, self-injury, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show (yes, our llamas are very stylish). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (although we can’t guarantee what kind of wishes it will grant).

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours (but seriously, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a chicken army?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave (we have cookies, by the way).

Ukrainian Chugcraft – Where Comfy Happens in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with SBU drones attacking oil refineries, liberating regions with the Russian Armed Forces, and even some good old-fashioned scamming by Grisha!

But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!

Rub-A-Dub-DubCraft: Where Blocks Get a Massage!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9961	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for aspiring masseuses to hone their skills. Imagine being able to give virtual massages to all the players, male or female, without any pesky laws getting in the way. Join now and start your journey to becoming the best virtual masseuse in the blocky world!

Jayver

Cross-Play, essentials commands, Factions, Hardcore, Jayver, life steal, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	166
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3908	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Jayver life steal is a life steal server but unlike most you get access to almost all essentials commands and we have factions so come join and find your faction today!

mc.jayver.xyz

Mine-Fiesta Vanilla Minecraft server

Adventure, Battles, Community, construction, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, MineFiesta, Monsters, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Structures, survivors, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2902	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join us and go on an exciting journey through our Minecraft world. Fight monsters, build incredible structures and make new friends.

What awaits you at MineFista:

A huge world to explore.Epic battles with monsters and players.Construction of your own unique buildings.A friendly community of survivors.

IP – mine-fiesta.onlineWebsite – mine-fiesta.ru

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ExodusMC VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fun, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Extensive variety of minigames and modes	Can be overcrowded at peak times
Well-maintained with frequent updates	Some game modes may have long queue times
Large active player base	Can have issues with lag occasionally

ExodusMC

Pros	Cons
Specialized in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP	May have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Active growing community	May not have as many minigames or modes as Hypixel
Dedicated to providing a unique experience	May have fewer updates or content releases compared to Hypixel

FAQ

1. What makes Hypixel stand out from ExodusMC?

Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and modes with a large active player base, while ExodusMC specializes in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP.

2. Which server is more likely to experience lag?

Both servers can have occasional issues with lag, but Hypixel may be more prone to overcrowding at peak times leading to performance issues.

3. How often do both servers receive updates?

Hypixel is well-maintained with frequent updates, while ExodusMC may have fewer updates or content releases in comparison.

4. Which server has a more active and growing community?

Hypixel has a large active player base, while ExodusMC is known for its active growing community that offers a unique experience for its players.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is dropping like it’s hot with early access on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! And if you miss out, don’t worry, the official release date is Tuesday, July 2, 2024. But why wait when you can join now and be ahead of the game?

We’ve got more in-game events than you can shake a diamond sword at! How about a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration that’s so epic, it’ll make your diamond armor shine with envy? And don’t even get us started on the Yo-kai Watch event rerun – it’s like catching ’em all, but with a twist of fantasy!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to travel between data centers like a pro? Well, now’s your chance with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – it’s like teleporting, but with extra pizzazz! And if PvP is more your style, then gear up for PvP Series 5 and show off your skills like a true Minecraft warrior.

And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered with our handy dandy list of resources that’ll make your inventory overflow with possibilities!

But the real fun happens at our meetups – from spooky club finales to Digimon Tamers watch parties, we’ve got events that’ll make your Minecraft avatar do a happy dance! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Crafty McLaughlin’s LOL Shack – Daily Shenanigans

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Items Found:	7214	Potions Brewed:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is all about the love for OKFAMS! Who are OKFAMS, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Minecraft, there were six legendary beings known as Okayu, Korone, Fubuki, Ayame, Mio, and Subaru. These beings were not your average Minecraft players – they were masters of the craft, creating the most epic builds and slaying mobs left and right.

If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to discuss each individual member in all their glory. Want to chat about Okayu’s latest build or Korone’s epic mob battles? This is the place for you!

But that’s not all – we also have a Twitter feed that will keep you updated on all the latest shenanigans of OKFAMS. From Okayu’s latest mining adventure to Fubuki’s epic PvP battles, you’ll never miss a beat.

And don’t even get me started on the videos. They are a mix of pure chaos and pure genius. Trust me, you won’t want to miss a single one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the OKFAMS legend. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next member of this epic group!

SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.