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Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	2096
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	3443
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	663

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1241	Buildings Constructed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	9303
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	9478	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	1

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Star Shards Collected:	256
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3187	Villages Defended:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?