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LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	5380	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	New Chunks Explored:	259424

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	783891	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Items Found:	6392	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4194
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	4604
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	179

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

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