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NoShowMommaCraft

Argument, brunch, busy schedule, celebration, changing plans, christmas, college friends, Communication, engagement dinner, Events, friend group, missing out, monthly gatherings, new parent, NoShowMommaCraft, parent life, partner, showing up, Understanding, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, Caffeine, discomfort, electronics, fear of the dark, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night snacks, medication, Nightmares, noise, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, smp, stress, uncomfortable mattress, worries

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	503876
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	5757
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2318

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

MineLynx

Auction, basic needs, Economy, economy plugin, Economy System, Gaming Community, Heart system, LifeSteal, MONEY, Online game, player death, player killing, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PVP based, rare items, Server, Shop, virtual currency

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	516573	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1876
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

MineLynx is a PVP based server that uses the LIFESTEAL plugin. This means if you kill another player, you gain a heart, while if you die, you lose a heart. The server also an economy plugin, so you can earn and save money to spend on basic needs in /shop, or on more rare items in /ah

minelynx.net:25581

OpenBlockSurvival

basics, community-driven, Discord, Dynmap, ease-of-life plugins, Economy, Enjoy, Environment, Experienced admin team, Features, friendly server, join now, Land Claims, Minecraft, OpenBlockSurvival, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, Server, Simple Treecapitator, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OpenBlock is a brand new 1.21 Vanilla server with a few ease of life plugins. Its a community driven, friendly server where you and your friends can come chill. We want to take Minecraft back to basics and create an environment everyone can enjoy!

Run by an experienced admin team who have years of experience running both open and creator Minecraft servers!

Join now – OpenBlock.mcserv.fun

Join the discord -> {https://discord.gg/xHJmQtZaYq}

Some of the server Features: – Player shops – Player driven economy – Simple Treecapitator – Dynmap – Land claims

play.openblocksurvival.com

Team Byte: The Backrooms

100+ items, 5 levels, Adventure, Backrooms.., Bosses, Cosmetics, creepy pasta, custom entities, Custom Items, Eco, Economy, Exploration, Horror, Leveling, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, Pve Economy, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Team Byte, the backrooms, thebackrooms

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3796	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

play.thebackrooms.gg

HuohuoCraft Minecraft Server

A Collection of Desires, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, HuohuoCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Redeemable Codes, Server, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, Watch the Furnace

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2281
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	806510	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a whole new world waiting to be explored!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs in our custom-made worlds.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events and updates that will keep you on your toes. From the “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “A Collection of Desires” and “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our trailers will leave you wanting more.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all waiting for you to join their ranks. Plus, our light cone banners like “Yet Hope Is Priceless” and “An Instant Before A Gaze” will have you feeling like a true hero.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and a whole bunch of tools and resources to help you on your journey. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!