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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3434 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.