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GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	9549
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Items Found:	2445	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	3890	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4155
Void Gems Collected:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Farms Harvested:	901	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!