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CraftyZelenskyWarPlan

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyWarPlan, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, peace plan, peace talks, political news, President Zelensky, russia, Security issues, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Farms Harvested:	980	Magic Items Found:	8070
Animals Bred:	37	Dimension Hops:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and stuff? well, this server is ur chance to be a hero and save the world from a crazy war with russia! join us and help zelensky make a super secret plan to end the war once and for all! u can build epic bases, fight off evil mobs, and maybe even become the ultimate peacekeeper in the minecraft universe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of something totally insane and awesome!

TenseCraft – Where Verbs Get Nervous

Communication, grammar, Language, linguistics, Nervous, sentence construction, Sentence Structure, sentence tense, Syntax, TENSE, tense adjustment, tense alteration, tense change, tense effect, tense impact, tense manipulation, tense modification, tense shift, tense variation, TenseCraft, verb tense, verbs, Writing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	219	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

so, listen up gamers! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better join our server cuz we got flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts! yea, u heard me right! not only that, but we also have a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword! if u can defeat the chicken, u will be crowned the king of the server and get a free lifetime supply of virtual cookies! so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most intense minecraft adventure of your life!

Wylore

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay Survival Skyblock PvP Creative Minigames Economy Towny RPG Quests Factions Vanilla Hardcore Whitelisted Modded Pixelmon Prison KitPvP Skywars Bedwars, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Items Found:	4647

Dive into the vast depths of Oceancraft, a Minecraft server where endless adventures await beneath the waves. Explore, build, and conquer!

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Bull, CheaterBull, Cheating, Communication, consent, cuckold, ethical non monogamy, Experience, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, friend’s girlfriend, hung, Minecraft, open relationship, Prostitute, Server, sexual encounters, sexual exploration, taboo, Threesome, Trust, twink

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

GooseCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, book series, Cliffhanger, confusion, creepy, discussion, goosebumps, goosebumps books, GooseCraft, Horror, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, R.L. Stine, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Thread, Thriller, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	New Chunks Explored:	822349
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4204
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

#authorities, Attack, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, death toll, explosion, explosive, extremism, Fun, investigation, Nigeria, Nigerian authorities, SECURITY, suicide attacks, suicide bombers, suspects, Terrorism, terrorism in Africa, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Love Letters Sent:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchantments Applied:	127	Votes:	2564
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

agricultural byproducts, alternative fuel, biofuel, biowaste, carbon neutral, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy reduction, environmental innovation., green technology, HydroFarm, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, innovative method, manure, renewable energy, researchers, Suncraft, Sunlight, sustainable fuel, University of Illinois Chicago, waste-to-energy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

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